Massive Patchouli Eau de Toilette (Soivohle)

You're expecting a god, a towering titan, all muscle. Instead, this pretty, petite creature sidles up to you. Are you waiting for Massive Patchouli? she lisps.

Impatient, you look her up and down. She's a twee little wide-eyed thing, a real pipsqueak, totally adorkable. Most likely she's here for Massive Patchouli's autograph. I hope she realizes I got here first, you think.

Wait! Are those footsteps? Is it the Big Guy, finally making his grand entrance? Excited, you straighten up and start craning your neck for a glimpse. The footsteps pass. Deflated, you sigh, check your watch.

Thumbelina clears her throat to get your attention. She smiles tentatively, tilting her head and turning her toes inward like a bashful schoolgirl.

Hi, she says.

Finally it dawns on you. No. NO, you think. You have got to be kidding me.

But she isn't.

Scent Elements: Aged Indonesian patchouli, bergamot, cedarwood, vetiver, oakmoss, woods, musk, vanilla