Spiritueuse Double Vanille (Guerlain)

"What's with the blonde?"

"Oh, I needed a photo of one to inspire me to write about the perfume I'm sampling today."

"No brunettes allowed?"

"Aside from me? Nope-- only a blonde will do."

"Uh huh. So why is she smoking a cigarette?"

"Well, it's a sweet vanilla-custard gourmand, but it also smells to me like there's a tobacco note hidden somewhere in there. Here, have a sniff."

"Whoa."

"I know, right?"

"It's just like you described. Vanilla and tobacco."

"Hence the blonde smoking."

"Or the smokin' blonde-- OW!"

"Quiet."

"...@$#%& brunettes..."

Scent Elements: Bergamot, pink pepper, rose, jasmine, ylang-ylang, benzoin, frankincense, vanilla, rum