Parfum du Jour: Black Mark Eau de Parfum (Jack Black)

Why wear it? Because it's freezing goddamn cold outside.

What does it do? With the exception of a brief, strident burst of lavender early on, Black Mark muffles you up to the chin for hours in a friendly fever of fiery cedar and mellow saffron. Better than a sweater!

How do I feel? At least five degrees warmer. It doesn't seem like much, but in weather like this, it makes all the difference.