Parfum du Jour: Cabochard (Parfums Grès)

Why wear it? For the pure don't-give-a-damn of it all.

What does it do? It renders you flinty and unfuckwithable, puts steel in your spine, and sharpens the twin points of your forked tongue to a fare-thee-well.

How do I feel? None of your beeswax. Now fetch me a nice scotch and soda-- there's a lamb.