Vintage Parfum du Jour: Diorissimo Eau de Toilette (Christian Dior)

Why wear it? Because you need coolin'. Honey, I'm not foolin'.

What does it do? In keeping with the early East Coast bloom time of Convallaria majalis, Diorissimo's lily-of-the-valley blasts you with a March wind worthy of tempering the most tropical hot flash. What's not to apply hourly as needed?

How do I feel? Perimenopausal and bloody loving it.